fleamailman
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Began Role Playing: since the birth of the goblin
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« on: April 11, 2008, 12:57:40 pm » |
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1)"Thanks", the gobliin replied to his friends who had replied on this thread and whose BSE had grown somewhat evident of late, that is BSE as in British System of Education but what could he do he thought. He had of late wondered if this sudden tranformation into a goblin had something to do with, well seven hours of comp'repair followed a sleepless night of replying to on boards about comps. Anyway, he had been a good goblin because he knew that if you weren't you would end up being given ten Secondary school teacher's here in Goonville(geneva) and asked to teach them how to send an email, something like:
school report1, Proffy finds his work very challenging, school report2, Proffy has mastered Outlook express but alas from there he finds his work challenging, 3, Proffy would like to return to the beginning to assess the situation, 6, Proffy has not come to class this month, 10, Proffy has learned mspaint instead, 20, Proffy cannot look at a computer without seeing it as an instrument of torture, 30, Proffy thinks that the decline of witchhunting in the middleages was a big mistake, 50, Proffy wonders how the School board ever let the big Ork(boss) perswade them that goblins(techs) and teachers can survive in a classroom setting, 70, Proffy wonders why the goblin hasn't noticed that you can't write on the blackboard with a screwdriver, 90, Poffy wonders why goblins often throw back their hands and screwdrivers in defeat, school report1,000,000 Proffy sees that the goblin has bunked off to his fiends at madam coffeeshopclub to become a blog writer, etc., etc.," related the goblin whose soul wish was to remember, even slightly, what he had been originally saying.
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